I was logging into my MySpace today and saw one of the people on my Friends list had something in their status section that said “Just had the lamest fuck ever!!” and their status was ‘masturbating’. I laughed my ass off!! And it got me to thinking… how many of my phone sex pets would sometimes rather use Rosy Palm as their get off girlfriend rather than actually fuck someone who acts like a dead fish?
I mean, don’t get me wrong, in MOST cases, a pussy is better than a hand any given day. But, I do know that in many situations, a guy would just as soon stroke his cock than have to fuck someone who is just a bad lay. At least with using your hand, you can control the tightness, the speed of the stroking, the depth, pretty much everything, whereas with a lame fuck, well, it’s just not worth the trouble! ::giggle::
I know that myself, I have once or twice had the unfortunate experience of going back after getting ‘fucked’ by a guy and using one of my dildos to actually have an orgasm with. Sometimes even a big cock isn’t enough to get me satisfaction… especially if the guy doesn’t know how to use it! It isn’t just pounding the pussy that matters… it’s moving the hips, how to use the shaft of your cock to rub across her clit while you’re fucking her, all of those great little secrets that make a man a good lover, not just a cock. And I hope you boys are taking notes, because us women DO talk… so if you are a lame fuck, you can be sure the word will get around very quickly!
Care to hone in on your fucking skills? Maybe get those tips that girls don’t usually reveal? Give me a call, I might be persuaded to help you become a better lover! :giggle::
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