I remember one of the funniest and most impressionistic masturbation stories I have ever read or heard of was when I was a teenager and got into my parent’s dresser drawers and found their copy of Penthouse Forum. I loved spending as much time as possible in there reading those hot stories and playing with the dildo I found in my mom’s bottom dresser drawer. That was the first toy I ever played with. It was shaped like a finger and a thumb, with the thumb positioned just right to rub across my sensitive clit.
Anyway, I was reading the Penthouse Forum one day and came across this story about a guy who was making a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner. He was checking on it every hour or so, taking it out of the oven to baste it with it’s own juice, and watching it get browner and browner as it cooked. He was watching porn on the television while it baked, and he was so hot and horny that the next time he went to take the bird out of the oven, he started seeing how gorgeous it was there on the counter, warm steam coming off of the body, and he got too excited to resist. He took his cock and put it in the ass of the turkey, and jerked himself off until he shot his load of cum all up inside the turkey. Once he came, of course, it was too late to do anything about it, so he stuck it back in the oven and finished cooking it. He said that his guests never had a turkey that tasted so good. I thought that was hilarious, and it always makes me wonder when I go to dinner at a friend’s house, if they have been masturbating and if I might be eating their cum too.
I’ll bet you will be wondering now, too! ::giggle::
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