Getting a little kinky when you masturbate is fun

I love to make my phone sex pets and blog readers have a little extra fun getting kinky now and then when it comes to masturbation, so I decided that I was going to have them do something a little different today.  I’m sure that many of you have heard the old standby about women who use cucumbers to fuck themselves with and masturbate with at home when they don’t have a hard cock or a dildo to use.   I have even made some of my phone sex stroker sluts shove other veggies and fruits up their hole whenever I wanted a laugh now and then or something, but today is going to be a little bit different.

Some of you may recall that I had a blog post not too long ago about a guy who cooked a turkey at Thanksgiving and fucked it once when he brought it out of the oven, leaving his cum inside of it and feeding it to the guests at his Thanksgiving dinner.   Well, I was humorously reminded of that the other day when I was talking to one of my favorite fuck buddies and somehow we got on the discussion of food and sex.  And it came up in the conversation that what would be really fun would be to core a pineapple and make one of my sluts fuck it.

So that is your assignment today. You are to go to the grocery store, get a pineapple (or one that has already been skinned and cored) and call your Mistress for some fruit fucking.  You know you want to!! :giggle:  I am curious if the pineapple juice will make your cock sting… there’s only one way to find out….  :giggle:

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