Making a date for masturbation

You know, too often in this day and age, we save things for a special occassion instead of enjoying them on a daily basis just because.  I remember coming across an article by Dear Abby or Erma Bombeck, can’t remember which but it doesn’t matter because I think that they were twin sisters, weren’t they? [...]

What is your favorite way to masturbate?

I like to hear about the different ways that people masturbate… and I would love to hear about how you like to do it.  There are all different ways and places to do it… I know of some guys who love to masturbate every morning when they wake up and before they even get out [...]

Masturbating in traffic makes the afternoon a little more tolerable

I had posted a while ago that I had seen an ad on Craigslist recently from someone who had caught a sexy femdom masturbating in her car in the middle of traffic on the interstate, and wanted to hook up with her.  Well, it seems that this is now a fast catching trend, because today [...]

Masturbation is fun for all ages

Do you remember the first time you masturbated? How old were you? I know that myself, I was about 9 years old the first time I realized that it felt good if you rubbed certain parts of your ‘privates’.  :giggle:  I didn’t have a clue what it was called or really what I was doing, but [...]

A little voyeurism is always fun with masturbation

Have you ever been somewhere in public and purposely decided to play with your cock or maybe even masturbate, hoping that you just might get caught or be seen by someone?  Many of my cock stroking pets have this fantasy, and I know this because they love to have me watch them or send them [...]

Using anal beads for anal play during masturbation

Yes, it’s time for another effort to introduce some of you into the joys of anal play during masturbation.  I know, this is a taboo topic for many of you, but I’m trying to tell you and explain to you that if you just try it once, you’ll be hooked on it, and NO it [...]

Masturbation toy review: Boy Butter

Well, as my phone sex pets and regular blog readers know by now, your femdom Mistress enjoys giving her pets and readers some good advice on masturbation toys and accessories from time to time.  It’s been a little while since I did a review, so I thought that this would be the perfect time to [...]

More masturbation fun with your phone sex Mistress

Ok my pets, it’s about time for another masturbation assignment from your phone sex Princess, don’t you think? :giggle:  It’s been a while, and I know how you love to have me make those cocks rock hard and then possibly get to have an orgasm.  But you know what, it has been a really long [...]

Anal play makes masturbation much more pleasurable

I know, I know, some of you are such freaks about nothing touching your ass, but just hear me out for a minute.  Has your phone sex Mistress ever steered you wrong before? :giggle:  The fact of the matter is, for men, the male G spot is in your ass.  Yes, I’m sorry but that’s [...]

Masturbation with a partner is just that much more fun!

Yes, everyone masturbates, and everyone enjoys it (well, maybe not some highly religious people who feel guilty for enjoying the pleasure that God gave to them… but everyone else does! :giggle: ), but it is even better when you involve someone else.  

There are plenty of ways for a couple to enjoy sexual pleasure without having [...]