I was talking with some horny stroker slut friends of mine today, and we were laughing about all of the different ways that people talk about masturbation and the terms they use for it. I had to stop them for a while so that I could catch my breath from laughing…. some of the terms and phrases are simply hilarious! So I thought it would be fun to share some of them with you, and if you have some funny ones you’d like to add, leave your phone sex Mistress some comments and share them with me!
Euphimisms for masturbation:
Answer the bone-a-phone
Assault on a friendly weapon
Bleed the lizard
Bleed the weed
Blessing the alter boy
Blow Your load
Bludgeon the beefsteak
Bop the baloney
Cleaning out the rope
Cleaning the pipes
Cleaning the rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Clubbing the dolphin
Coax the cajones
Coming to grips with yourself
Devil’s handshake
Diddle yourself
Dishonorable discharge
Doing the knuckle shuffle on your piss pump
Dong flogging
Doodle your noodle
Eberting Siskel
Firm your worm
Fist fuck
Fist kabobing
Fist your mister
Five against one
Gherkin jerkin’
Giving it a tug
Giving oneself a “low-five”
Giving the John Hancock
Grease the pipe
Hitching to Heaven
Hit the ham
Holding all the cards
Holding your sausage hostage
Hone your bone
Interrogating the witness
Ironing some wrinkles
Making nut butter
Making yogurt
Mangle the midget
Manipulate the mango
Hope you enjoyed that! :giggle: Let me know what you come up with!
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