The Masturbation Dictionary: Z is for Zig Zag

Your phone sex Mistress really must admit, I had a very hard time coming up with a word for Z in the Masturbation Dictionary, but I think that zig zag is a pretty good word for it!  And by this I am talking about the masturbation technique of zig zag stroking… one of my favorite [...]

The Masturbation Dictionary: Y is for Yank it

Yeah, yank it baby! Jerk that dick! :giggle:  This is just how your femdom Mistress enjoys encouraging and cheering on  my horny little stroker sluts when they are stroking those cocks for me on web cam.  So, that is why in the Masturbation Dictionary, your phone sex Princess has decided that Y is going to [...]

The Masturbation Dictionary: X is for X-dresser

Ok, yes, I know that technically it isn’t ‘x-dresser’, it is cross-dresser… but for these purposes I’m going to list it as x-dresser, and I’m sure that none of you will have a problem with that at all, because it’s not that big of a deal…. and besides, I’m the mother fucking Princess! :giggle:

It might [...]

The Masturbation Dictionary: W is for Wet and Juicy

Mmmmm yes, wet and juicy, two of my most favorite words! :giggle:  Especially when you’re talking about a hot cock or a sweet shaved pussy…. wet and juicy are the only way to go.  I love it when I am either watching a porn movie, or even better, watching one of my phone sex pets [...]

The Masturbation Dictionary: V is for Voyeur

I am a voyeur.  Does that surprise you? Well if you are an avid reader of my blog or one of my phone sex pets, that should not surprise you at all! :giggle:  I have stated many times on here that I love to watch both men and women masturbate… and I also love to [...]

The Masturbation Dictionary: U is for U + ur hand

Silly, I know it may seem that way but hey, it sure is fucking appropriate for this topic, isn’t it? :giggle:  I’m sure that most of my phone sex pets and blog readers can figure out what u + ur hand is referring to… it means you’re wanking it with Mary Palm and her five [...]

The Masturbation Dictionary: T is for Tease

Tease and denial, that is!  :giggle:  You should have been able to guess that your femdom Princess would use the word ‘tease’ as her token word for the masturbation dictionary.  I love to tease, and there is something wonderful about the art of teasing during masturbation. Or, even leading up to it!  I love to [...]

The Masturbation Dictionary: S is for Silver Bullet

Ooooh, one of your phone sex Mistress‘ most favorite masturbation toys of all time, the silver bullet! :giggle:  This little gem is one of the greatest inventions of mankind, in my personal opinion.  It has just the right amount of vibration that is excellent for my clit and can be tucked away where no one [...]

The Masturbation Dictionary: R is for Rotating Pearls

One of the best masturbation toys that I ever had was the Jack Rabbit. Now your femdom Princess knows that probably all of my phone sex pets and blog readers are well aware of and familiar with the Jack Rabbit vibrator.  It is a vibrator that has a head shaped like a penis, and a [...]

The Masturbating Dictionary: Q is for Quickie

That’s right, your phone sex Mistress is advocating quickies… you did read that right! :giggle:  Yes, even though I am the mother fucking Princess and deserve to have all kinds of quality time spent on me to give me the kind of pleasure that I deserve, I also do enjoy having a quickie every now [...]