The Masturbation Dictionary: U is for U + ur hand

Silly, I know it may seem that way but hey, it sure is fucking appropriate for this topic, isn’t it? :giggle:  I’m sure that most of my phone sex pets and blog readers can figure out what u + ur hand is referring to… it means you’re wanking it with Mary Palm and her five sisters tonight, baby! :giggle:

I like this phrase because it is actually a very good song by one of my favorite female artists, Pink, and it is such a good “in your face’ song for some asshole that probably deserved it!  All about a guy who thinks he is the shit and then gets dissed by Pink, when she tells him to go home and jerk off instead of getting to enjoy her company.  Yes, I’m sure that she sings this song for some loser that definitely deserves it. :giggle:

Of course, there is nothing wrong with using your hand for a good masturbation session. Hell, your femdom Mistress does it herself, although I admit that I prefer to use vibrating toys and big dildos… but whatever works for you is fine by me! :giggle:  Of course, you should be under the guidance of a Mistress while you are wanking your dick… men really should not be allowed to control their own orgasms… they just don’t know how good it is or how great it can be to give that control up to a femdom Princess.

So while it may be just u + ur hand tonight stroking that cock, don’t forget you can always include your phone sex Mistress to make the night more enjoyable!

Masturbating Phone Sex Princess Heather
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