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Masturbation Toy Review: Incubus Dildo

Princess Heather — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:07:43 +0000

Ok I know this is going to be hard to believe, but I am about to go back on my hard fast rule of masturbation toys today… but when you see it, you’ll understand why! :giggle: As many of my phone sex pets and my blog readers can attest to, your femdom Mistress always insists that all of your masturbation toys be ones that vibrate. I really don’t see much use in non vibrating toys, but this is going to be one of those exceptions… the Incubus Dildo.

Now, at first glance you will already see why this is different. First of all, it’s just gorgeous! It is very pleasing to look at with the eye, and what a conversation starter! This is one dildo that I would leave out on my night stand and not hide away in some drawer somewhere. :giggle: Now those ridges are not just good for decoration, but they also add texture and stimulation to you while you are using it! The head is nice and smooth for easy insertion, but once you get down the shaft the fun really starts. And then, when you have inserted it all the way into you, the nose and mouth of the “God” will pleasure your sweet spot even more!

I really want to know if you pick up this awesome gem of a dildo… and if you do, make sure that you don’t keep it all to yourself! Call your femdom Mistress for a phone sex session, because I really want to help you break this toy in!

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Do women think it’s gross when men masturbate?

Princess Heather — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:56:48 +0000

I have a lot of guys that call me up for a hot and kinky phone sex session that tell me they like calling me because their girlfriends either don’t like to put out as much as they are in need of, or they think that masturbation is gross and disgusting. And I sometimes wonder if they think that all women feel that way about mastrubation. Well the answer to that is, no!! I know of many women such as myself who enjoy watching a man stroke his cock, and the thing about it is, if a woman is smart, she will not only enjoy it, but pay attention!

What does that mean, you might ask? Well, the thing is, I have been called many things in my life, but one of the greatest compliments I have ever received is being called The Cock Whisperer. :giggle: I have been praised and complimented on my expert knowledge of what makes men tick and what makes a cock go crazy, and if I am totally honest, I will say that much of that comes from watching men stroke their cocks. Yes, I have watched many men and I have paid attention to what they do to themselves to get their own cock to orgasm. And that’s where I have picked up my techniques and my tricks.

So do women think that it’s gross if men masturbate? Well this woman doesn’t. In fact, I want to watch you… let me learn how to please and master that cock… because the thing is… I love to use that knowledge against you! :giggle:

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Getting caught masturbating can lead to kinkier things!

Princess Heather — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:50:39 +0000

Have you ever been caught jerking your cock off by someone? If so, then you know the excitement that it can cause, while at the same time be a horrifying experience! :giggle: Well, I guess I shouldn’t say that… some of my horny stroker sluts don’t care one way or the other if they are caught jerking their cock off… in fact, sometimes I think that they prefer to be caught, as it turns them on even more! I must say that I love to watch a man stroke his hard dick for me, so when I am lucky or fortunate enough to catch a man masturbating, I take full advantage of the situation.

Like one time, I caught my best friend’s brother sitting on his bed stroking a quick one off one afternoon when we had got back from school. I had walked into his bedroom to get something, and he was doubled over on the side of the bed, stroking his hard cock with a Playboy magazine open to the centerfold down at his feet. When I walked in, I knew immediately what he was doing, but didn’t say anything until I was almost up on him where he could see me. He looked up at me, startled, but by then it was too late. He tried to hurry up and hide his cock, but I told him to keep stroking it for me, and made him look at me while he finished jerking it off. Afterwards, he told me that was the hottest masturbation session he had ever had!!

I guess that’s how some of my web cam strokers fel when they stroke for your phone sex Mistress. Anyone care to have me watch? :giggle:

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Masturbation instructions from your femdom Mistress

Princess Heather — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:38:44 +0000

Yes it’s that time again, time for your femdom Mistress to give you yet another round of masturbation instructions for your own personal session! I know, it’s nowhere near as hot as if you actually got to hear my voice giving you the instructions, but hey, if you want a personal session geared exclusively toward you, all you have to do is pick up the phone and call me for one! Until then, enjoy the next best thing! :giggle:

Now let’s start out with the basics. You know that your phone sex Princess likes to have her stroker boys strip down completely naked for me. I am into a little CFNM when it comes to masturbation! :giggle: Now, I want you to try something a little different tonight…. I want you to put some lotion or other lubricant all over your cock and then wrap it up with plastic wrap… it doesn’t matter what kind, just as long as it is plastic wrap and you get about three layers of it on that cock. Now, once you have that done, let’s start stroking!

Grasp your cock nice and tight with the plastic wrap around it, and begin stroking nice and slow. That’s it, now just increase the speed and hold it there for one minute. Go back to stroking slow for two minutes. Now power stroke that cock nice and fast for a whole three minutes, and if you get close DO NOT CUM! You are to repeat this sequence for six rounds, and after that call me for instructions on how you are allowed to finish… or not! :giggle:

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Masturbation toy review: Erotic Symphony

Princess Heather — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:16:58 +0000

Oooooh I am so excited by this new toy that I found, I just can’t wait to tell you about it!! I know that you love it when your phone sex Mistress gives you ideas on new and exciting toys to get to play with, either during your hot phone sex sessions or during your own private masturbation play time. And this one is sure to be a new favorite!

As any of my phone sex pets or blog readers know, your femdom Princess feels that pretty much any toy that doesn’t vibrate is useless. Sometimes this is a sad thing, because there are some great toys out there that could be absolutely fantastic if they would just vibrate! Well one such type of toy are anal beads. I think they are great and love the way they feel, but they would be just so much better if they vibrated!

Well guess what, now they do! :giggle: That’s right, you can get the Erotic Symphony vibrating anal beads now, and take your anal pleasure to a whole new level! Any of my butt sluts know that I love anal beads and butt plugs, and I always insist that the butt plug be one that vibrates. Well now I am going to insist that you get the Erotic Symphony vibrating anal beads too! Washable, multi-speed, what more could a slut like you possibly ask for? :giggle:
And when you’re ready to test them out for the first time, give your phone sex Princess a call and let me help you break them in!

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Remember the first time you ever masturbated?

Princess Heather — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:11:06 +0000

I know a lot of you will never forget the first time you actually lost your virginity… got your cock wet with some pussy juice or had your virgin cherry popped… but how many of you remember getting your first masturbation session? I sure do! I remember that it happened when I was about nine years old, and I was in bed, trying to get comfortable. I had a pillow between my knees, and it kept sliding up as I moved around on the bed. Soon, it was rubbing against my private parts and hey, it felt pretty damn good! So I kept doing it… getting a little more into it and pressing a harder, until I got this funny feeling in the pit of my stomach, like I was going to throw up, but it felt so good that I didn’t stop. It wasn’t until much later that I realized that was my ‘orgasm’… and now thinking back on it I have to laugh!

I have horny stroker boys that call me and talk about their first masturbtion experiences, how something as simple as getting a good ball scratch in can turn into an all out masturbation session. That’s one of the cool things about guys… you never really care or worry whether or not you get caught with your hands in your pants… you always have an excuse that your balls are itching or something! :giggle: I would love to hear about your own personal first time masturbation experiences, so give me a call and let’s take a trip down memory lane with your phone sex Mistress!

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Masturbation instructions from your Mistress

Princess Heather — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:08:55 +0000

My goodness, you horny stroker sluts sure do enjoy these masturbation instructions, don’t you? :giggle: I must admit, I do enjoy making them up for you, knowing that you are getting yourselves all worked up by your phone sex Mistress, even when you can’t be on the phone or in a hot kinky session with me. And yes, know it is fun for you to get these instructions to wank your cocks to, but it’s even more fun if you call me up for a personal session and hear my voice guiding you through it every step of the way!

So let’s get started! Strip down, completely take those clothes off and sit there for me stark naked. Now start off by fiddling with those balls for me… massaging them with your hand. Let your hand slide up and cup those balls, and rub them for me, then slide it right up the underside of that shaft. Mmmm, now doesn’t that feel good! :giggle: Now start pumping your fist up and down on that cock for me for a full three minutes. I don’t care if you feel like you’re going to explode, just do it! :giggle: I want that cock throbbing and aching for me, so much that your eyes roll to the back of your head and you feel like the top of your cock is going to blow off. When you finally think that you cannot hold back any longer, I want you to let youself fall over the edge of the orgasm and start to cum. And then, take your hand off! :giggle: If you want to finish that orgasm, then give your phone sex Mistress a call and see if I say yes!

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Masturbation euphimisms, they get funnier all the time!

Princess Heather — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:31:59 +0000

I was talking with some horny stroker slut friends of mine today, and we were laughing about all of the different ways that people talk about masturbation and the terms they use for it. I had to stop them for a while so that I could catch my breath from laughing…. some of the terms and phrases are simply hilarious! So I thought it would be fun to share some of them with you, and if you have some funny ones you’d like to add, leave your phone sex Mistress some comments and share them with me!

Euphimisms for masturbation:

Answer the bone-a-phone
Assault on a friendly weapon
Bleed the lizard
Bleed the weed
Blessing the alter boy
Blow Your load
Bludgeon the beefsteak
Bop the baloney
Cleaning out the rope
Cleaning the pipes
Cleaning the rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Clubbing the dolphin
Coax the cajones
Coming to grips with yourself

Devil’s handshake
Diddle yourself
Dishonorable discharge
Doing the knuckle shuffle on your piss pump
Dong flogging
Doodle your noodle
Eberting Siskel
Firm your worm
Fist fuck
Fist kabobing
Fist your mister
Five against one
Gherkin jerkin’
Giving it a tug
Giving oneself a “low-five”
Giving the John Hancock
Grease the pipe
Hitching to Heaven
Hit the ham
Holding all the cards
Holding your sausage hostage
Hone your bone
Interrogating the witness
Ironing some wrinkles
Making nut butter
Making yogurt
Mangle the midget
Manipulate the mango

Hope you enjoyed that! :giggle: Let me know what you come up with!

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Partner masturbation is hot with your femdom Mistress

Princess Heather — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:23:24 +0000

I just have to tell you about a really hot night I had this week with one of my favorite fuck buddies. We were doing some mutual masturbation… I love it when we do that! He uses his fingers to tease and please my clit, and then slides one or two of his nice thick fingers up inside of me while rubbing me on the clit with his thumb… mmmmm… I can almost feel him touching me right now! Anyway, after he managed to make me have three or four intense orgasms like that, I decided it was time for me to take a turn at turning him on.

So, I got my favorite toy of all time… the Hitachi Magic Wand. This thing is fucking AWESOME and is so good at adding pleasure to your masturbation session that you won’t want to play without it. Well he had never used or seen one before, so I introduced him to it. :giggle:

I began by touching it to his balls, which he loved and soon had him moaning with pleasure. Then I ran it up his hard shaft and held it on his sensitive spot on the underside of his cock, flicking my tongue over his cock head and sucking it into my mouth now and then. Soon, he was moaning loudly and telling me that he was close to cumming, and I told him I wanted to see him shoot that load for me. He let out a long, deep moan, and then shot a huge load of cum HIGH into the air from his cock as his orgasm exploded. It shot up so high, I was actually impressed!! :giggle:

I guarantee you that he enjoyed his session with your phone sex Mistress, and is now looking forward to me introducing him to more toys! :giggle:

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Masturbation while driving is hot, no matter who you are!

Princess Heather — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:29:55 +0000

I was checking out some ads on Craigslist today, and saw one in the Missed Connections section from a guy who had been traveling on the freeway that morning and caught a hot chick masturbating in her car during traffic. I know, your first thought was… was it you, Princess? :giggle: Well unfortunately, no, it wasn’t me… at least, not that morning. :giggle: The guy’s ad was talking about how hot it made him that a woman would be so bold as to masturbate in ‘public’ like that, and that if she were that hot all the time, he wanted to meet her!

I think this is something that you should really think about and consider. What is more hot and sexy than someone who is not afraid of their sexuality or sexual desires? I find it very attractive when a guy is not ashamed or embarrassed of his sexuality, or the fact that his cock gets hard at the drop of a hat, or that he can’t help but show how attracted he is to me when his dick gets hard. I know that some guys may feel it is disrespectful, and some women may be turned off by it, but not this one. I am a femdom that loves knowing when I turn a man on, and I want to know that he is hot for me, just as much as I am for him!

So if you see someone who is sexy enough to be masturbating in their car during stop and go traffic… do what you have to do and get their number! Who knows, it just may be someone as kinky as your phone sex Mistress!

Masturbating Phone Sex Princess Heather
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