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Masturbation instructions from your femdom Mistress

Princess Heather — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:38:44 +0000

Yes it’s that time again, time for your femdom Mistress to give you yet another round of masturbation instructions for your own personal session! I know, it’s nowhere near as hot as if you actually got to hear my voice giving you the instructions, but hey, if you want a personal session geared exclusively toward you, all you have to do is pick up the phone and call me for one! Until then, enjoy the next best thing! :giggle:

Now let’s start out with the basics. You know that your phone sex Princess likes to have her stroker boys strip down completely naked for me. I am into a little CFNM when it comes to masturbation! :giggle: Now, I want you to try something a little different tonight…. I want you to put some lotion or other lubricant all over your cock and then wrap it up with plastic wrap… it doesn’t matter what kind, just as long as it is plastic wrap and you get about three layers of it on that cock. Now, once you have that done, let’s start stroking!

Grasp your cock nice and tight with the plastic wrap around it, and begin stroking nice and slow. That’s it, now just increase the speed and hold it there for one minute. Go back to stroking slow for two minutes. Now power stroke that cock nice and fast for a whole three minutes, and if you get close DO NOT CUM! You are to repeat this sequence for six rounds, and after that call me for instructions on how you are allowed to finish… or not! :giggle:

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Masturbation euphimisms, they get funnier all the time!

Princess Heather — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:31:59 +0000

I was talking with some horny stroker slut friends of mine today, and we were laughing about all of the different ways that people talk about masturbation and the terms they use for it. I had to stop them for a while so that I could catch my breath from laughing…. some of the terms and phrases are simply hilarious! So I thought it would be fun to share some of them with you, and if you have some funny ones you’d like to add, leave your phone sex Mistress some comments and share them with me!

Euphimisms for masturbation:

Answer the bone-a-phone
Assault on a friendly weapon
Bleed the lizard
Bleed the weed
Blessing the alter boy
Blow Your load
Bludgeon the beefsteak
Bop the baloney
Cleaning out the rope
Cleaning the pipes
Cleaning the rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Clubbing the dolphin
Coax the cajones
Coming to grips with yourself

Devil’s handshake
Diddle yourself
Dishonorable discharge
Doing the knuckle shuffle on your piss pump
Dong flogging
Doodle your noodle
Eberting Siskel
Firm your worm
Fist fuck
Fist kabobing
Fist your mister
Five against one
Gherkin jerkin’
Giving it a tug
Giving oneself a “low-five”
Giving the John Hancock
Grease the pipe
Hitching to Heaven
Hit the ham
Holding all the cards
Holding your sausage hostage
Hone your bone
Interrogating the witness
Ironing some wrinkles
Making nut butter
Making yogurt
Mangle the midget
Manipulate the mango

Hope you enjoyed that! :giggle: Let me know what you come up with!

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Stroke it to the east, stroke it to the west,

Princess Heather — Fri, 29 May 2009 07:56:08 +0000

Stroke it for the Mistress that you like the best! :giggle: Yes that is a classic song by Clarence Carter, and one that probably all of my phone sex pets are very familiar with! In fact, for some of you, it is actually your theme song, isn’t it? :giggle: Well there is nothing wrong with that… I would say that in general, masturbating once a day is healthy and normal and nothing to worry about. But how do you know if you have a problem with excessive masturbation or not?

I have had some phone sex callers that were serious chronic masturbators. And I don’t mean that they just jerked off once or twice a day. I’m talking six or seven times a day… sometimes even more than that. One of my phone sex callers was such a chronic masturbator that he would actually literally rub his cock so much that he would get sores on it that required medical attention. Of course, that is not good and it is not normal. It ended up that he actually had to have a chastity device… a cock cage… put on so that he would not stroke his cock so much. I believe it came from some sort of childhood trauma and was like an obsessive compulsive disorder.

Now chances are that you are not like that… so if you are just jerking off once or twice per day, don’t sweat it. However, I can assure you that all of you need for it to be under the guidance of a femdom Mistress, so don’t stroke it by yourself! :giggle:

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Stroking your cock for your femdom Mistress

Princess Heather — Mon, 25 May 2009 07:45:38 +0000

As many of my blog readers and phone sex pets know, I love to do tease and denial calls with my stroker sluts. And I get asked often if I really do enjoy watching them stroke for me on the web cam. Well, the answer to that question is an emphatic YES! I love watching a man stroke his shaft for me on web cam, and even more so when we are in a phone sex session as opposed to a text session where I can’t hear his moans and groans of pleasure. And of course, his pleas for permission to cum… :giggle:

What is it about watching a man stroke his cock for me that I enjoy so much? I really don’t know where the pleasure all comes from, except that I will say that the way I got to be such an expert at oral sex and partner masturbation is by watching men stroke their cocks. I pay attention when I am with a man that I am going to be sexually active with, and I like to watch him stroke for me so that I can see how he strokes his own cock to make himself feel good. I can find out all of his ‘sweet spots’ and know just where to use my tongue and fingers to get him as hot as possible. And the thought of that turns me on as well!

So think of masturbation not just as pleasure for you, but sometimes as a foreplay as well. And pay attention when you are watching someone else masturbate so you can do it even better to them! :giggle:

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Stroke that cock for your femdom Mistress

Princess Heather — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:27:02 +0000

You know, there really is nothing wrong with admitting if you need a little help in maintaining cock control. It is much better to admit that there is a problem and get help than to continuously disappoint women with your lack of endurance. Sometimes, the only thing that can help is medication, but more often than not, a little practice and some techniques can seriously help a man learn to sustain an erection longer. So if you need some help with cock control, make sure you schedule a session with your femdom Mistress.

Taint
The area that lies between the anus and the scrotum or vagina. T’aint your ass and it t’aint your cock! :giggle: Never underestimate the amount of sensitivity in this area and how much it can increase your masturbation pleasure. I love to lick this part of a man when I am sucking his cock and giving him a blow job… start there and then work my way up his balls and then up to his shaft, and finally to the head. Try rubbing your taint when stroking your cock and enjoy the pleasure that it brings to your masturbation session.

Testes
The male reproductive glands located below the penis. Yeah, also known as the balls or your nuts! :giggle: Don’t neglect these during masturbation either… they can add so much pleasure to your cock stroking. I love running my tongue over them while giving a blow job and sucking them into my mouth to play with using my tongue. Try it, I know you will enjoy it as much as the men I am with do! :giggle:

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Making masturbation even better for your femdom Mistress

Princess Heather — Sun, 17 May 2009 07:20:55 +0000

Yes, there is a lot to be learned when it comes to the art of masturbation. What’s that, you say? You didn’t know that masturbation is an art? Well of course it is! It is something to be learned and perfected… and always practiced. :giggle: And it is also good for improving your other sexual experiences… let’s talk about some of the other kinks of masturbation!

Tachorgasmia
Premature ejaculation. This is no good for anyone. :giggle: Especially if you are with a partner who you are having sex with. A good phone sex Mistress such as myself can work with you and do exercises and assignments to help you build up your endurance and your stamina to try and not have this problem. And yes, it IS a problem! Nobody wants to fuck a leaky cock that squirts before your lover has had her orgasm! Don’t be fooled! :giggle:

Tardagen
A device or substance used to decrease the sensitivity of the penis and delay orgasm. This can be a very good and helpful product to get that cock to stay hard longer and not experience premature ejaculation. I realize that for some it may not work, but don’t you think that all avenues should be explored whenever possible to sustain the longest erection? I certainly do… and my opinion is the only one that fucking matters! :giggle:

If you are in need of some cock stroking sessions to increase your endurance, call me for some personal one on one training!

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Kinky masturbation is fun with your femdom Mistress

Princess Heather — Sat, 16 May 2009 07:14:56 +0000

I have been doing some new fun things on some of my other blogs and thought I would do it here a bit too… and that is, exploring some kinky fetishes that may or may not be well known to some of my phone sex pets and blog readers. I hope that if you have any to add, you will email me at beg_for_princess_heather@yahoo.com or leave me some comments! So let’s get started!

Exhibitionism
Getting sexual pleasure from exposing oneself to others or being watched while having sex. Opposite of Voyeurism. This would actually apply to many of my masturbation stroker sluts, who love to jerk off for me on web cam and beg me for permission to let them cum. I suppose that when it comes to my phone sex callers, I am a Voyeur, because I truly do love to watch them stroke it! Of course, it is even better if they have a nice cock to stroke for me… :giggle:

Erection Stimulator
A device, usually a strap or ring, that is worn around the penis to enhance erection. Erection Stimulators can contain small egg vibrators or micro-vibrators, which provide added stimulation. I love for my stroker sluts to use stimulation during masturbation for me… and of course as any of my pets will tell you, your femdom Mistress only suggests toys that vibrate… anything else is really just useless! :giggle: Need some help choosing or shopping for a toy to use? Then give me a call!

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Ruined orgasms are an art form for your phone sex Mistress

Princess Heather — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:38:55 +0000

That’s right, it may not seem like it, but really it takes skills to be able to ruin a man’s orgasm. You have to know the perfect time when to tell him to quit stroking and take away all stimulation, so that he continues to cum without any sort of stimulation to his cock at all.

Now, this is not difficult to learn, it just takes a lot of practice. :giggle: And lucky for me, I have plenty of stroker sluts to practice on during phone sex sessions or web cam sessions, and I enjoy ruining their orgasms for them. I love the sound of despair and agony that they go through when they have to stop stroking, but it’s too late to stop the orgasm. They watch the cum shoot out of their cock, but don’t really get to enjoy it as much as they would like to because there is no stimulation to their cock. And, it leaves them aching and wanting for more… which you know your femdom Mistress just loves! :giggle:

I admit that sometimes I have naughty boys who don’t stop stroking when I tell them to, and they get to have their orgasm like normal. But for the most part, my boys behave and do as they are told, and this is exactly the way it should be. If they listen to me, I can take them to places they have never been before when it comes to orgasms… and a little denial or ruined orgasm for a while can lead to one crazy incredible good time later down the line! Call your phone sex Princess for your own ruined orgasm session!

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Getting a little kinky when you masturbate is fun

Princess Heather — Thu, 14 May 2009 03:43:57 +0000

I love to make my phone sex pets and blog readers have a little extra fun getting kinky now and then when it comes to masturbation, so I decided that I was going to have them do something a little different today. I’m sure that many of you have heard the old standby about women who use cucumbers to fuck themselves with and masturbate with at home when they don’t have a hard cock or a dildo to use. I have even made some of my phone sex stroker sluts shove other veggies and fruits up their hole whenever I wanted a laugh now and then or something, but today is going to be a little bit different.

Some of you may recall that I had a blog post not too long ago about a guy who cooked a turkey at Thanksgiving and fucked it once when he brought it out of the oven, leaving his cum inside of it and feeding it to the guests at his Thanksgiving dinner. Well, I was humorously reminded of that the other day when I was talking to one of my favorite fuck buddies and somehow we got on the discussion of food and sex. And it came up in the conversation that what would be really fun would be to core a pineapple and make one of my sluts fuck it.

So that is your assignment today. You are to go to the grocery store, get a pineapple (or one that has already been skinned and cored) and call your Mistress for some fruit fucking. You know you want to!! :giggle: I am curious if the pineapple juice will make your cock sting… there’s only one way to find out…. :giggle:

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Metronome masturbation assignment from your femdom Mistress

Princess Heather — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:48:52 +0000

Yes, that’s right my stroker sluts, I’m going to treat you by giving you yet another metronome stroking assignment today. Did you make it through the last one? Well, whether you did or not is really no consequence… this one is going to be much much harder than the last one was! :giggle:

If you missed the last metronome assignment, you can use a free metronome online by going to www.MetronomeOnline.com and using theirs. So once you get there, you had better stock up on lube, because this one is going to wear you out, boys!

First, I want you to put the metronome on level 48. I’ll start you out nice and slow. Stroke here at this level for one minute.

Next, put the metronome on level 144. Yes, that’s 144, I didn’t make a typo! You’re going to stroke at this level for two minutes, and you are NOT going to cum!

At the end of two minutes, move it back down to level 60. Stroke it here at this level for one minute. Let that cock take a breather. :giggle:

Now, put the metronome on level 184. Close your mouth, I didn’t stutter! Level 184 and you will stroke it for three minutes. THREE whole minutes and you will NOT cum! Think you can make it!? :giggle: Well, DO it!!

Now, put the metronome back down on level 48 and stroke for 30 seconds. Then move right back up to level 184 and stroke for another three minutes. Repeat this as many times as you can until you think you can no longer hold back… and then call your femdom Princess to see if I will let you cum or not! :giggle:

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